& I know the concept’s muddy & trite, that all that is large & all that is slight is flowing in the stream of holy floodlights. At writing holy books, Lord knows we bite. But if this is your will & my testament, I will bow to no belief that they bent. Still I’m just a sperm begat from your love, basking in the bread, the blood of your dove.
Celia: Didn’t you like getting manicures?
Isabelle: You wouldn’t let me get the color I wanted.
Celia: Black is not a color.
Isabelle: Tell that to black people.
Celia: I don’t know any.(Season 3, Episode 3: The Brick Dance)
Bipartisanship
Obama: I am going to murder my neighbor.
GOP: No, that is a terrible idea. You should bake him a pie instead.
Obama: I am going to bake him a pie and then murder him.
Headline: Obama announces bipartisan plan.
